I did NOT want to upload this. It's all =Amberspike-Sama's fault; she threatened me with death. (Ok, not really, but she really did threaten me.)

This is the result of me and =Amberspike-Sama's odd chat. I'm not even going to explain... see for yourself:

BTW, Elise= =Amberspike-Sama
FelQes= Me

Elise: XD Random thought I just had
Luke sounds like a name someone would give a dog
FelQes: XDDDDDD
Elise: I just had this vision of Jade throwing a stick and yelling "Fetch, Luke!" And Luke runs off on all fours after it XDDD
Elise: It would be funny if throughout the game, Luke was actually Jade's dog
FelQes: XD
BAD LUKE! BAD! YOU DESTROYED A CITY!
Elise: Like, and he'd like spoil all these serious moments by barking/panting/some other idiot doggish thing
XDD
I'm actually finding this really funny
Elise: Jade: My dawg is the sacred flaaaame~~
FelQes: XDDDDDD
Jade: My dawg is a heroooooooooo~
Jade: My dawg can kill stuff

Elise: Jade: Sic him, Luke! 8D
Guy: Nooo! You know I'm as scared of dogs as I am women!! *spazzes*

Elise: XD I keep getting great images now
Like, of Luke the dog coming up behind people and sniffing them in odd places, like Tear
And Dist screaming "I'M GONNA SLAY YOUR DAWG, JADDE!!!"
FelQes: XDDDDDDDDD
and Jade is like "8D"
Elise: XD And Jade like bragging
Jade: You know, I feed him three times a day, and I always kept his coat nice and shiny, so it's only natural that my dog turned out to be the sacred flame that will save the world. Because I am the best pet owner in the world. Are you not impressed?
Rest of party: .....No......
FelQes: Jade: D: ;_; You make me sad... Lets go, Luke! Shun the non-believers!
Elise: XD
That would be great.....Jade traveling around and announcing to people that his dog is destined to save the world
XD And....if Luke's a dog....
What is Asch?
FelQes: OMG JADE HAS 2 LIGHTS OF THE SACRED FLAAAMEZ
Elise: XD Asch is so also a dog
Elise: And so Luke and Asch have EXTREME PET SHOWDOWNZ
XDDDD
I wonder what the hell the score would say about that..?
FelQes: XD
Yulia loved dogs
Elise: XD
Yulia was one of those crazy pet people
Like JADE~
She'd be like the kind to dress animals up in clothes in stuff
And Jade would so do that too
Like, dress Luke in a sweater
FelQes: XDDDDDDDDD
Elise: And at the end of the game....
Tear grows to love Luke and becomes a pet person herself
SHE IS CONVERTED!
FelQes: D:
ohnoes
XD

Elise: XD You fitted Jade's head quite nicely on the guy
And Luke the dog is great
HE'S ONE OF THOSE POOFY THINGS
FelQes: Yep
Elise: A 'fake dog'
FelQes: Yep
Them fake dogs are really crazzzzzzzzzzzzy
Elise: I know
And all pampered
Luke has so gotta be like that

(The fake dog thing is an inside joke between Me/My Mom/=Amberspike-Sama. Don't ask.)

Picture of guy and dog found on google images, Jade and Luke pics found on the Tales Forums. I don't own either.